Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here.
You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!.
"Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there", said the doctor,
"Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another one coming.
"Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, . .. . . . ... ..
"You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"