Friday, January 27, 2006
Importance Of A Name
Bob decided to go skiing with his buddy, Ralph. They loaded up Bob's pick-up truck and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night. "I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Not to worry," Bob said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn." Nine months later, Bob got a letter from the widow's attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Ralph and said,
"Ralph, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?" "Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"
"Yes, I have to admit that I did." "Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Ralph's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."
"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"
Still sticking it to Ralph Eh..