Mr. Callaway appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," Mr. Callaway offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. " I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!
"St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."
Thank you Steve M. & Thanks for the additional comments. TEN