Thursday, January 26, 2006

New Living Will Form


I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
_____Beer
_____Margarita
_____Scotch and soda
_____Martini
_____Vodka and Tonic
_____ Steak
_____Lobster or crablegs
_____The remote control
_____Bowl of ice cream
_____The sports page
_____Chocolate
_____Sex

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

Signature: ___________________________
Date: ___________________________

Thanks Lorne

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