Subject: The Casino
TIP: for 'American" residents only - I hope!!!!St. John's is a city
in Newfoundland in a province in Canada - that land mass to the
north.Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
An attractive blonde from St John's arrived and bet twenty-thousand
dollars $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As
the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered,
"I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL - Not all Newfoundlanders are stupid and not all blondes
are dumb, but...all men are men.