Pentecostal minister was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Newfie asked for a rum & coke,
which was poured and placed before him.The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
Newfie Screach rum please