Wednesday, January 18, 2006

The Read

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One smart ass student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories !
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99Clinton: $29.99Titanic:
Over 3 hours to readClinton: Over 3 hours to readTitanic:The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.Titanic:

Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.Titanic:

Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.Titanic:

Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.Titanic:

Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.

Thanks Sandy

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