A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
Nothing is moving for what looked like half a mile.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton.
They're asking for a $10 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.
"The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon"