Monday, January 30, 2006

Same Joke just Different Side of the Border

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
Nothing is moving for what looked like half a mile.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton.
They're asking for a $10 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.
"The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon"

Thanks Murray

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