Saturday, January 28, 2006

A Scottish Joke

A Scotsman, a sheep and a dog were the sole survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there for a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every night to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Scotsman.
Soon he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Scotsman took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three continued to watch sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. Theonly survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful the Scotsman had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their eveningritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon the Scotsman began to get "those feelings" again.

He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned towards the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear....
"Would ye mind taking the dog for a wee walk?"

Thanks Bob

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