On the last day of school before Christmas, the
children brought gifts
for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a
pretty box of
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big,
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was
leaking a little
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and
"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?" "No,"
"I give up," she said.
"What is it?"
The boy replied,
"it's a puppy."