Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Things Children will Do

On the last day of school before Christmas, the
children brought gifts
for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of
flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a
pretty box of
candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big,
heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was
leaking a little
bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and
tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?" "No,"
said the
little boy...
"I give up," she said.
"What is it?"
The boy replied,
"it's a puppy."

Thanks JoAnn

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