Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Three Arkansas Surgeons

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas.

A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

"One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics.

"The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a lady was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on in to a train traveling 80 miles an hour.

All I had left to work with was the horses blond mane and a big ass.
Now she's the Senator from NewYork."

Thanks JJ

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