A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocked on the window. The driver rolled it down and asked "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Paul Martin, Stephen Harper, Jack Layton & Gilles Duceppe. They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asked,
"How much is everyone giving, on average?"
The man replied, "About a gallon"
Thanks Barry & Louise