Fantasy Meets Reality
A man and a woman, who had never met before, and who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a
compartment, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own friggin blanket."
After a moment of silence, he broke wind !!!!!