Joe and Bud are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Joe whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator,
"By t'undering Jesus, I think Bud is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy andfollow my instructions.
First, let's make sure he's dead."There is a silence...... and then a gun shot is heard.
Joe comes back on the line : "Okay, now what?"
Thanks Barry & Louise