Two families moved from Afghanistan to America. When they arrived, the
two fathers made a bet -- in a year's time whichever family had become
more Americanized would win.
A year later they met. The first man said, "My son is playing baseball,
I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of
Bud, how about you?"
The second man replied, "F$#! you, towel head."
Steve Morrow, Little Rock, AR