Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Golf According to the fairer sex
CADDY - 2 women talking about a 3rd who isn't there to defend herself.
CHIPPING - Time to get our nails done again.
DOUBLE BOGIE - "Casablanca" followed by "African Queen"
FAIRWAY - Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch.
GOOD LIE - Weight on our driver's license.
GREENS - Lunch we eat when we'd really love a cheeseburger.
HOLE-IN-ONE - Time to get new pantyhose.
IRON - What guys need to learn to do their own shirts.
ROUGH - Getting a guy to understand, well, pretty much anything.
SHAFT - You watch the kids while he gets to go golfing.
SLICE - "No thanks. . .just a sliver."
TEES - Putting on that Victoria's Secret Negligee.
WATER HAZARD - Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip.
WEDGE - Bathing suit that's too tight