Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Golf According to the fairer sex


CADDY - 2 women talking about a 3rd who isn't there to defend herself.

CHIPPING - Time to get our nails done again.

DOUBLE BOGIE - "Casablanca" followed by "African Queen"

FAIRWAY - Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch.

GOOD LIE - Weight on our driver's license.

GREENS - Lunch we eat when we'd really love a cheeseburger.

HOLE-IN-ONE - Time to get new pantyhose.

IRON - What guys need to learn to do their own shirts.

ROUGH - Getting a guy to understand, well, pretty much anything.

SHAFT - You watch the kids while he gets to go golfing.

SLICE - "No thanks. . .just a sliver."

TEES - Putting on that Victoria's Secret Negligee.

WATER HAZARD - Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip.

WEDGE - Bathing suit that's too tight
Thanks Bob

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