A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says
"My body hurts wherever I touch it."
"Impossible!", says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and
screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more
agony. She pushes her knee and screams, then she pushes on
her thigh and more screaming. Pushes her ankle, more
screams and everywhere she touches it makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead are you?"
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so", the doctor says.
"Your finger is broken."
Thanks Barry & Louise