Bob and Ralph were two of the bitterest rivals at the club. Niether man trusted the other's arithmetic.
One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks.
After holing out on the fourth green and marking his six on the scorecard, Bob asked Ralph,"What'd you have?Ralph went through the motions of mentally counting up. "Six!" he said and then hastily corrected himself,." No, no....a five."
Calmly Bob marked the scorecard, saying out loud "Eight!"
"Eight?" Ralph said, "I couldn't have had eight."
"Nope", said Bob. "you claimed six, then changed it to five, but actually you had seven."
"Then why did you mark down eight?" asked Ralph. Bob told him,
"One stroke penalty, for improving your lie."
Thanks Bob H.
You Know Ralph is going to get even eh!!!