A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating his new recruits. "Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that run round the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run straight into the trees, I turn into quarterback."
Q. Why can't Ed Boucher use the phone anymore?
A. Because he can't find the receiver.
Your up Ed.
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