Monday, March 20, 2006

Ralphie B's Rules Of Golf Part 2 0f 4

Ralphie B's Rules Of Golf - Part 2 of 4
  1. Golfers who claim they don't cheat, also lie.

  2. If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome ahead of you is still putting out, you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up, or you can wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway there.

  3. The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.

  4. The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all your errors.

  5. If it ain't broke, try changing your grip.

  6. It's not a gimme if you're still away.

  7. Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot.

  8. A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck.

  9. It's surprisingly easy to hole a 50-foot putt when you lie 10.

  10. Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.
Thanks Bob H.

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