Thursday, March 23, 2006

Ralphie Bs Rules Of Golf- Part 3 of 4

Ralphie B's Rules Of Golf - Part 3 of 4

  1. Non chalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

  2. The shortest distance beween any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

  3. There are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces, and bounces just theway you meant to play it.

  4. You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, and a 2-inch branch90% of the time.

  5. Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.

  6. If you want to hit a 7-iron as far as Tiger Woods does, simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard.

  7. To calculate the speed of a player's downswing, multiply the speed of his backswing by his handicap. Example: backswing 20 mph, handicap 15, downswing 600 mph.
Thanks Bob H.
If you make it through the summer, Ralphie failed his calling!!!!

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