SOLUTIONS

My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal
immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to
illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the
Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve
the problems as they affect me. This solves both my gas and illegal
immigrant problems: I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car from
place to place. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas...

Marty N