There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else, via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT!! This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, step-out of office immediately and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
And always remember, great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about others.
But legends never talk, they forward emails.
Cheers Barry & Louise D.