husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits
alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to
drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
"My Godness!", says the wife, "Who would think a person could go
on celebrating that long?"
Thanks Richard W.
You'd think it would be the other way around...