Monday, July 10, 2006

Bad Day


Having a Bad Day??
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve
the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m.
on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00a.m., all
of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to
see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and
other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the
part-time
Sunday janitor, entered the ward and unplugged the life
support
system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.


Having a Bad Day??
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80, 000.00. At a
special
ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were
being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day??
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she
whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two
places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his
Walkman.

STILL think you're having a Bad Day??
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a
broken fence, stampeding madly
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?? STILL having a Bad Day???
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage
on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped
on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was
blown to bits.

There now, feeling Better ?

Thanks John G.
I do feel better

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