Friday, July 28, 2006

Divorce

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" " Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."

Thanks George V.

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