Saturday, July 29, 2006

The Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me.

I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died she would put all of the money in the casket with him Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished , just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, thewife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket and they rolled it away.So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.

"The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on myword. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.""You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."Send this to every clever female you know.Remember Girls We All Must Have Our Own Cheques

Thanks Sandy R.

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