Friday, August 11, 2006

Morning Humor

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10". Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was
afraid for I was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! "A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22).

Thanks Barb C.

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