Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Golf By Ralph B.

You've all heard a Golfer say that shot was " An Abe Lincoln " which means " A Dead Yank" .

Here are a whole bunch more.....

An Adolf ......... Taking 2 shots in a bunker.
An Arthur Scargill ....... Great strike but a poor result.
A Rodney King ..... Over-Clubbed.
An O.J. Simpson ..... Shouldn't have but got away with it.
A Condom ..... Safe but didn't feel right.
An Elephants Arsehole ..... It's high and It really stinks.
A Sally Gunnell .... Ugly but a good runner.
An IRA ...... A Provisional
A Salman Rushdie ..... An impossible read.
A Rock Hudson ..... Thought it was straight but it wasn't.
A Gynecologists Assistant .... Just Shaved the hole.
A Does your husband Play??..... For When a Man hits a short tee shot.
A Cuban .... Needs one more revolution.
A Glen Miller .... Kept low but didn't make it over the water.
A Princess Grace .... Should have taken a driver.
A Princess Di .... Shouldn't have taken a driver.
A Michael Jackon .... Fading away.
An Anna Kornikova ..... Looked great but a poor result.
A Tony Blair ..... Too much Spin.
A Bin Laden .... Driven out never to be found.
A J amie Oliver ..... You really want to smack it but you can't.

Thanks Ralph B.

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