Thursday, September 07, 2006

The Lords Limits

The Lord's Limits

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic.
Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it
would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do
it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take
a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify
Me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she gets so upset when
I'm out riding with some friends, and how I can make a woman truly happy." And
the Lord replied ... "You want two lanes or four on that bridge.?

Thanks Richard W.
Now we are all in the dog house...

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