A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, andnoticed he had his collar on backwards. The young boy asked why he wore his collar that way.
The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father."The little boy replied," My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many.
"The boy said, " My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls, and 2 grandchildren, and he doesn't wear his collar that way."The priest, getting impatient, said, " I am the Father of hundreds,"and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."
Thanks Sandy R.