Sunday, September 17, 2006

TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL

You gotta love this one!



Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."



Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -- Allah be Praised !!"



Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."



Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!"



Pause: Static.............



Saudi Air: � DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!!"



Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"



Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!



Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?

Thanks for the chuckle Jim






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