Thursday, October 05, 2006

Anniversary Gift

Marty,

Here is what not to do the next time you forget the anniversary.

Hugs Sandy
Ed was in trouble. He had once again forgot his wedding anniversary. When he got home his wife was fuming and put it to him squarely: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 4 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE". The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened itand found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

Thanks Sandy R.

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