A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in The bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home unexpectantly. Not realizing her son's in the closet, she shoves her lover in also.
The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a football." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$400" Man -
"Sold" Two weeks later,it happens again that the boy and the Lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have football boots." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
Boy - "$600" Man -
"Sold." A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy,"grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of touch football. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"$1,000." The father says, "It's a sin to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than what they are worth. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional and closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Now, don't start that sh*t again. You're in MY closet now"
Thanks Sandy R.