Frank Feldman

Frank Feldman
A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing.

You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"


Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything
right - all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab,
things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."


Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."


Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He
could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros.
He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you
should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy"


Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"


Cabbie: "There's more.......He had a memory like a
computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about
wine,
which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix
anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks
out.
But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."


Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."


Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic
and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in
them.
But Frank, he never made a mistake"

Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."


Cabbie: "And he really knew how to treat a woman and make
her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong;
and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly

polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake.
No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."


Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"


Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."


Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"


Cabbie: "I married his friggin widow."

Thanks Win S.