Thursday, November 02, 2006

Hymn # 365

This is a hoot, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing aTemperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,

"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,

"Shall We Gather at the River."

Smile, life is too short not to

!!If this brightened your day

Don't let it stop herePass it on with a smile Keep spreading the Cheer.

See you at the river.

Thanks Barry & Louise D.

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