Sunday, November 26, 2006

Investment tips for 2007

For any of you with any money left, be
aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground
floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.
R.Grace Co. will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces
and become: Poly Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:


4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
will merge and become:


5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:


6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!

And finally:

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new

Titty Titty Bang Bang.

Thanks Richard W.

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