Wednesday, November 15, 2006

This Sounds Like Ralph Bennett to Me

Good One
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began hisround with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when hiscell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just beenin a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd bethere as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what wasshaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a coupleof more holes before heading to the hospital.

He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personalbest 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant... then he remembered his wife.

Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.The doctor glared at him and shouted,

"You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU!

It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care.

And you'll be her care giver!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.The doctor snickered and said, "Just screwing with you.

She's dead.

What'dyou shoot?"

Thanks JoAnn G.

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