Monday, November 13, 2006

You Could Be From Quebec If....

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May;
you live in Quebec.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time;
you live in Quebec.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number; you live in Quebec.

If you measure distance in hours;
you live in Quebec.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once;
you live in Quebec.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again;
you live in Quebec.

If you can drive 105 KPH through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching; you live in Quebec.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both Unlocked;
you live in Quebec.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them;
you live in Quebec.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit;
you live in Quebec.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you; you're in the USA,
but you live in Quebec.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow;
you live in Quebec.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction;
you live in Quebec.

If you find -6 degrees "a little chilly";
you live in Quebec.

If you eat Poutine as a dessert;
you live in Quebec.

If you have 2 or 3 Steamies for lunch;
you live in Quebec.

If you think Schwartz's has the best Smoked Meat;
you live in Quebec.

If you drink Labatts Bleu instead of Blue;
you live in Quebec.

If Chez Guy's has the best Steamies,
you live in Greenfield Park.

If you go to family reunions to pick up chicks:
you may be a redneck.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Quebec friends & family;
you live (or lived) in Quebec.

Thanks John G.

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