Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Firewood Chopped for free

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's
hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets
it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
Open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil
and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This
here's Floyd.... Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop yer firewood?"
"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to Git-R-Dun)

Thanks Barry & Louise D.

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