Saturday, December 16, 2006

Interesting Points of Thought

Thought you might enjoy. There are a few fresh one



You're only given a little spark of madness. You must not lose
it.Robin Williams

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his
tail.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any
sense at all.

Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the
dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many
people a company can operate without.

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else
looks?

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4
AM. It could be a right number.

Think about this..., No one ever says "It's only a game." when his
team is winning.

I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going
to like it.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size bucket.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old
ladies running around with tattoos?

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to
cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you
are probably dead.

Thanks Doug G.

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