Sunday, December 17, 2006

Kenny Routledge

HELLO MARSTON,
THAT STORY ABOUT KENNY ROUTLEDGE BEING SHOT WAS REPORTED ON THE RADIO (CJAD).
OUR PARENTS COULD BE HEARD FAR AND WIDE ABOUT THIS INCIDENT TELLING US NOT TO PLAY WITH GUNS.

WE NEVER DID SHOOT OURSELVES AND MOST OF OUR MONEY WENT FOR BULLETS OR SMOKES. IN JOHN McC'S COMMENT ABOUT THIS BEING AN ACCIDENT, HE IS BEING DIPLOMATIC OR DIDN,T HEAR WHAT TOOK PLACE AS REPORTED TO US BY KENNY'S YOUNGER BROTHER BRIAN (FIG, FIGGY,WHATEVER) ROUTLEDGE. THESE GUYS WEREOUT HORSING AROUND WHEN ONE PERSON SNUCK UP BEHIND KENNY, SAID HANDS UP,
TURN AROUND SLOWLY.

KENNY TURNED TOO QUICKLY AND GOT SHOT. THE BEST PART ABOUT ALL OF THIS WAS THE REVENGE THE SHOOTEE TOOK OUT ON THE SHOOTER, PLUS A FEW FRIENDS. TO BRING PEACE TO DEVONSHIRE ROAD, AN OUTSIDE BUSH BARBQUE PARTY WAS HELD.
EVERYBODY BROUGHT STUFF, KENNY SUPPLIED THE CHICKENS WHICH WERE ALREADY COOKING ON A SPIT OVER THE FIRE. SOON EVERYBODY STARTED SERIOUS CHOWING DOWN

ESPECIALLY THE CHICKENS. EVERYONE WANTED TO THANK KENNY BUT HE HAD MELTED OFF SOMEWHERE. SOMEBODY WENT TO GET ANOTHER HUNK OF CHICKEN TO DISCCOVER
THIS GOO DRIPPING FROM THE CARCASSES. UPON FURTHER PROBING, IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT KENNY HAD OMITTED (ACCIDENTLY ON PURPOSE)TO GUT THECHICKENS.

BON APPETITE.
RICHARD W......................

Thanks Richard
It is amazing that we didn’t shoot our toes off while crossing the Golf Course with our rifles down our pant leg.

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