Purina Diet

This is disgusting but hilarious ... definitely my kind of
joke


I have a Golden retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina
at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked
if I had a dog? (DUH!)

On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that
I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably
shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have
to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because
the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to
sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack,
he was laughing so hard!

Thanks Barry & Louise D.