Fr Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monasterary of
Silence. The Priest says, 'Sister, this is a silent
monastery.You are welcome here as long as you like,
but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.'
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5
years before the Priest said to her, 'Sister Mary Katherine, you
have been here for 5years.
You may speak two words.'
Sister Mary Katherine said, 'Hard bed.'
I'm sorry to hear that,' the Priest said, 'We will get
you a better bed.' After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was
called by the Priest. You may say another two words, Sister Mary
Cold food,' said Sister Mary Katherine,The Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future. On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest
again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. 'You may
say two words today.
I quit.' said Sister Mary Katherine.
It's probably best,' said the Priest. You've done
nothing but bitch
since you got here.
Thanks Win S.
Those who are still working can use a little humor to get the week started...