What do elves learn in School?

** ****The elf-abet**


**What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the
ordinary alphabet?**

** ****The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel)**


**What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?**

** ****Silent Night**


**Why does Santa have three gardens?**

** ****So he can hoe hoe hoe**


**What do snowmen eat for breakfast?**

** ****Frosted Flakes**


**What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?**

** ****Frostbite**


**What kind of bird can write?**

** ****A pen-guin**


**What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?**

** ****I'll have a boo Christmas without you...**


**How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?**

** ****Fleece Navidad!**


**What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?**

** ****Sandy**** Claws**



**What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?**

** ****Crisp Cringle**


**What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?**

** ****Neither! Candles always burn shorter!**


**Why was Santa's little helper depressed?**

** ****He had low elf esteem**


**What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?**

** ****Claustrophobic **

Thanks Bev V.