Sunday, December 24, 2006

What do elves learn in School?

** ****The elf-abet**

**What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the
ordinary alphabet?**

** ****The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel)**

**What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?**

** ****Silent Night**

**Why does Santa have three gardens?**

** ****So he can hoe hoe hoe**

**What do snowmen eat for breakfast?**

** ****Frosted Flakes**

**What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?**

** ****Frostbite**

**What kind of bird can write?**

** ****A pen-guin**

**What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?**

** ****I'll have a boo Christmas without you...**

**How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?**

** ****Fleece Navidad!**

**What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?**

** ****Sandy**** Claws**

**What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?**

** ****Crisp Cringle**

**What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?**

** ****Neither! Candles always burn shorter!**

**Why was Santa's little helper depressed?**

** ****He had low elf esteem**

**What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?**

** ****Claustrophobic **

Thanks Bev V.

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