Thursday, January 04, 2007

Life After Death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there
was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his
word he made contact.

"Mary . . Mary. "

"Is that you, Fred?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to
the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex
twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex
pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have
sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."

"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona ."

Thanks Lousia

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