Sunday, January 14, 2007

Memory Huh...!

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

I had amnesia once -- or was it twice.

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask ... is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Experience is the thing you have left when every thing else is gone.

The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

How can there be self-help "groups"?

The speed of time is one-second per second.

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Don't settle for the person you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without.

Thanks Barb C.

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