Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Van Gogh

The Latest List of Vincent Van Gogh Relatives

After much careful research it has been discovered that the
artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His obnoxious brother, Please Gogh.

His dizzy aunt, Verti Gogh.

The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh.

The brother who worked at a convenience store, Stop n' Gogh.

The grandfather from Yugoslavia , U Gogh.

The brother who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh.

The cousin from Illinois , Chica Gogh.

His magician uncle, Wherediddy Gogh.

His Mexican cousin, Amee Gogh.

The Mexican cousin's American half brother, Grin Gogh.

The nephew who drove a stage coach, Wellsfar Gogh.

The constipated uncle, Cant Gogh.

The ballroom dancing aunt, Tan Gogh.

The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh.

His nephew psychoanalyst, E Gogh.

The fruit loving cousin, Man Gogh.

An aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh.

The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh.

A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh.

His Italian uncle, Day Gogh.

His obsitinate cousin, Wont Gogh.

His nephew who runs a 7-11 store, Stoppen Gogh.

And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay

Thanks George H.

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