Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Catholic Heart Attack

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart
bypass surgery.
He woke from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a
Catholic Hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding
how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he
had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No
money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister,who is a nun."

"The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law".

Thanks Barb H.

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