A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete
As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee she's
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be
A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as
far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"
The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.
Just then her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep.
The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!
Thanks Barry & Louise D.